Repartee

The Day in the Life of a Teenage Drama Queen

(Maddie(Teen) Gets in car from a long day at school)

Mom: Oh Hi honey! How was school?
Maddie: Fine!
Mom: Well, what did you do today?
Maddie: Nothing! (say's very quickly)
Mom: Well, Whats wrong?
Maddie: Wow mom your sooooo smart and you have great eyesight! (REPARTEE!)
Mom: Excuse me? I don't understand....
Maddie: Can't you see? My hair looks awful!
Mom: Oh! Well I think you look beautiful as always!
Maddie: MOM! Your always so negative, I mean why do you always look on the bad side of everything.
Mom: Ummm? I was actually very positive.
Maddie: I was joking mom. Haven't you ever heard of sarcasm?!?
Mom: Oh of course. Well I am not listening to your bad attitude anymore. This conversation is over.
Maddie: Whatever.

THE END